These Kids Toys Are Annoying
Okay fine, kids will be kids and some of the toys I’ll be talking about here are fun to play with but if you have to be the person to listen, witness, and clean up during and after play sessions? We might have a problem here kiddos.
These are undeniably cute. Imagine a child running at you with a smile on its face with it’s adorable little feet making . But, what if it’s all you hear all day long? Or what if you’re trying to be quiet in a church and as you walk down the seat hoping to God no one notices your existence, squeak, squeak, squeak comes to ruin your sneak master plan. They’re a fun novelty but not something you would want to be with all the time.
Fun that talk, sing, and dance. Perfect for children right? It’s all fun and games until the child wants to collect all colors and sizes and now you have an army of hairy creatures with big eyes and ears just randomly popping up in your home. Sometimes they even activate on their own without anyone touching them. One small tweak and these things are the stuff of nightmares. They’re alive man, I swear.
Any toy instrument
Musical talent can either be learned or it just naturally comes out. The earliest sign you can detect this from is to give a child or a guitar or a flute. Children love loud noises especially when they’re the ones who make it themselves. Here you are dreaming that your child will be an award winning piano performer in the future only to be woken up at 7am with a tune that can only be described as a DJ slamming their hands on every single button they see.
Slime, Clay, Crayons, markers, etc.
A child’s imagination is something we should all empower. Let your kid’s creativity run wild and free! Some of the most famous concepts today came from a child’s mind. and clay allows them to make whatever they want however they want, wherever they want. Yes, that is both a pro and a con. Good luck cleaning up. And those coloring and ? I hope your boss accepts the reason why his contract has dinosaurs on it.
Alright, this may not be the most famous but hear me out. If you saw this on TV before, you know what I’m talking about. that’s literally designed to act as if it’s a real thing. Some of the toy’s accessories involve fake food, poop, diapers, vomit, pee, etc. It cries at random times and it makes different facial expressions. And you thought furbies were scary?
It’s just a toy.
Extended shout outs to legos, action figures, water guns, nerf guns, cards, and hot wheels. All extremely cool but can cause serious damage, pain, and a pretty big mess to the people around.